glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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