you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
