i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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