Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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