i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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