problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Randomize
