I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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