Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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