Porn is love you can see.
kristin has been a bad kristin
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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