Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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