Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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