Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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