Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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