I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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