people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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