i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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