im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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