This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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