It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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