she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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