I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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