Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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