Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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