I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
tell me about the fingering
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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