so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize