No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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