no, he came in my armpit
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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