So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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