8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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