How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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