After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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