Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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