she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My vagina just clenched in fear
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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