I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize