The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just cut my nipple shaving
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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