No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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