I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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