I have demons in me.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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