Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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