Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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