I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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