just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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