Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
How drunk are you?
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