More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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