if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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