I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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and she was petting her beer can
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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