i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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