Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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