you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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