so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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