Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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