I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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