Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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