That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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