why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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