I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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